butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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