I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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