Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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