Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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