would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Randomize
