So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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