i don't like sucking hair
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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