well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
