I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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