My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Randomize
