he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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