she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
The ass gains better be worth it
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