Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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