I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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