so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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