I can't breathe out the right side of my face
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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