your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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