VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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