Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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