I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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