4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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