Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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