This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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