windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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