her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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