We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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