tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I'm bleeding and have questions
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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