Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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