I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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