if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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