This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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