fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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