he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Randomize
