I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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