its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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