What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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