So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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