I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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