There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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