forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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