let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
i think my cat just said my name.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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