mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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