I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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