oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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