thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You were trust falling into bushes
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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