party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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