Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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