I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
Randomize
