Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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