508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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